OK, so I'm not dead. I figured we should address that first.
Some stuff has happened, and I'm struggling with how much to share. Just give me a moment; I'll be back.
In the meantime, let's do another peace offering, shall we? That's right, kids -- it's time for mobile picture gallery fun!
|Our windows may be in serious need of replacing, but then where would we see such beautiful ice work?|
|Oh, right. This is North Dakota. There will be many an ice artwork opportunity!|
|Nothin' more unsettling than trying to pee in a public restroom while Wall-E's cousin watches from above. Thanks, Starbucks, for making sure my toilet time would be well-illuminated in the event of an emergency!|
|My honorary nephew, G., watches out the window for Daddy comin' home from work.|